
OMG. Things I am finding out being back in the dating scene!!!! IT SUCKS. These are somethings that have happened to me on a few dates. DO NOT DO THESE THINGS ON A FIRST DATE.
DO'S
Tell me I look pretty.
That you like my outfit.
That I look like I work out when I do not.
That I am fun.
Easy to talk to.
Tell me you are a hard worker.
You love your family.
What you like to do for fun.
DO NOT...
Pull coupons out and decide our date right in front of me with a coupon, awesome you are frugal slip that baby in with your debit card with the bill out of sight out of mine for me. Hello turn off.
Don't tell me within a hour of meeting you that you like me so much you can not keep your hands off me. Just keep your hands off me.
If I can see that you are undressing me with your eyes while we are in the car before you walk me to the door, and I tell you not to kiss me DO NOT KISS ME. Don't look at me and say are you really going to reject me. BECAUSE YES I AM REALLY GOING TO REJECT YOU.
Don't ask me to watch a movie with you on the first date, and cuddle with me rub my arm, and tell me I spoon nicely because I am petite and I mold nicely to you. Because while you are relaxed and loving it. My palms are sweating and I want to run for the door, not to mention very uncomfortable. Because my butt is near your man parts and I don't need to feel that at ALL.
Or how much you want a million babies...
I do not know if a million free meals is worth all this awkwardness and creepy touching. This is not sounding SUPER FUN TO ME AT THIS MOMENT....